My Christmas List Part 2

1. A monopoly game for Lindsay Lohan.  It has two get out of jail free cards
2. A gift certificate for Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz to the Cathay House
3. A haircut for Liberal head honcho wanna be Justin Trudeau
4. Justin Bieber’s hair for Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper
5. A key to the City of Winnipeg for Sandy Shindleman, he owns everything else in town
6. A plaque for both Premier Greg Sellinger and Sam Katz quoting George Costanza, “its not a lie if you believe it”
7. Sam Katz’s Winnipeg home for Bomber’s Joe Mack so he can stay the winter and Sam can spend the winter in his Phoenix home (Oh yeah he does that anyway)
8. Miles Gorrell and Chris Walby in their prime playing in front of Buck Pierce
9. For NHL players and owners to switch places and start the negotiations over again
10. Grace for those who are offended to hear Merry Christmas and to all a good night

My Christmas List

1. A bar of soap and etch a sketch for MP Pat Martin
2. Lie Detector for Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz
3. A box of erasers and an Accountant for Manitoba Premier Greg Sellinger
4. Refresher school for those in charge of Winnipeg’s signal lights
5. A real estate license for Winnipeg Fire Paramedic Service Chief Reid Douglas
6. New friends for Winnipeg City Councilor Justin Swandel
7. A big brother and an etch a sketch for Winnipeg Jet Evander Kane
8. A razor to NDP big boss Tom Mulcair
9. The book, How to win friends and Influence people for Justin Trudeau 
10. A winning season for Bomber head honcho Garth Buchko