Really God, why couldn’t you have done something to protect the baby toe!
Why don’t people know the difference between a merge and a yield?
Why didn’t you make politicians noses grow when they lied?
Why do you always make us play like pros on the 18th hole after we have stunk the joint out on the previous 17 holes?
How did our parents get a whole lot smarter as we got older?
Why isn’t there a switch to shut our mouths at the right time?
How can ice cream make us fat?
What is the reason for eye brows?
And where did you hide the termites from Noah on the Ark?