Thursday, November 10, 2016

Here Is What I Know

Hell didn’t freeze over November 9th.

Big data failed.

Curses end so there is hope for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Mr. Church is a great movie and Eddie Murphy deserves an academy award.

Mel Gibson is back looking a little rough these days but his movie Hacksaw Ridge is a must see.

CNN is not what it used to be.

I miss Larry King.

And Piers Morgan.

Why is the king of all media, Howard Stern so quiet.

If you want to hear the voice of reason regarding digital, you have to read Bob Hoffman’s Ad Contrarian blog.

If you complain about losing business to online, review how easy it is to do business with you.

It’s a breath of fresh air when you call a business and get a live person.

Canada isn’t building an igloo wall at the US border but being the nice folk we are would gladly pay for it President elect.

To Barbara Streisand we know you won’t move to Winnipeg.  Last time you were here you were booed off the stage.  But I hear Prince George is a big fan of yours!

To Samuel Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Cher, Madonna, Amy Schumer and the rest of you Hollywood types wanting to move to Canada, I am offering classes to help you assimilate into our culture.

Courses start at $999

In American Dollars!

And don’t forget to honor those in Flander’s Field with a moment of silence.

Lest we forget.