Political Debates Are Useless

I don't bother to watch them.

They will say anything to get your vote.

How about attaching both candidates to a lie detector?  Maybe not.

The detector would likely go off the entire debate.

Maybe a reverse lie detector.  In other words, when they tell the truth it doesn't go off.

On second thought whats the difference.

"Hi I am Barack Obama and I am Mitt Romney".....buzz buzz buzz.

"Thank you for listening, I'm Mitt Romney.  Please remember to vote for a change on November 6th. 

And I am Barack Obama and we look forward to serving you for another four years."

CNN Isn't The Same Without Larry King

Don’t you wish that tonight’s U.S. Presidential debate could produce one of those sound bites that will go down in infamy? The 1988 debate between Senator Lloyd Bentsen to Republican vice-presidential candidate Senator Dan Quayle.







I just wish that somebody would go on Piers Morgan’s show and lay a sound bite on him.

"Piers, Larry King is an interview icon, we believed in Larry King, we invited Larry King into our living rooms for over 25 years. Piers Morgan, you are no Larry King.  You, Piers Morgan should pack up and head back across the pond because you and your show suck!"